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garlandgrey

July 2010

103 posts

Dehydrated grapes give my life meaning.

They are my raisin d’être.

Amazin' Gaysian: The Playboy deck of cards story →

Reading this warm, fuzzy story reminded me of the Playboy deck of cards story — one of my favorites. I was 16 or 17 and hated my brother, Patrick, for no other reason than we were 16 months apart and he was going through his jackass phase (which, for the record, is still ongoing). Our youngest brother, Quincy (who was maybe 10 at the time), told me that Patrick was showing him his Playboy...

tart-tart asked: Thing One: That following hot conservative boys around thing is my LIFE.

Thing Two: If we followed boys to the same conservative southern university, I will pee. So... ever spent four years in Waco blowing conflicted Baptists? 'Cause I totally haven't. O:-)

What? I let my boner make all my educational...

IS THAT NOT HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT???? Not majoring in Psychology, that was my decision. I mean, the Psych building was shaped like a jock strap, but that not why I studied there. I enjoy the subject.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I was a creeper.

I followed a guy to a Conservative Southern University to try to get in his pants.

razzmons replied to your post : In reference to THEATER NERD STORY TIME!!! Julius! Yes! That makes sense! And no, I think too highly of you to ever even consider you and Joey together. And yes! knife-time poetry night. I’ve kept that in the back of my mind to add some script at some point. It will be epic… A Word On Joey: Joey is this short little disco queen Sam and I both knew back in High...

razzmons asked: In reference to THEATER NERD STORY TIME!!! I have two questions/comments:

1. Remember that time we talked in the Coffee Talk voice for like a week straight? That came back to bite me in the ass when I first moved to Jersey. Every now and then I would slip into that voice a little bit and I had to learn to fight with every fiber in my being not to let it take over. *shiver*

It didn't help that that is exactly how I put it...

As we stood on the back of the stage behind the thick velvet blackout curtain, hands down each other’s pants getting, like, REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYY grabby down there, and he growled in my ear “Let’s go in the dressing room. Nobody’s in there.” to which I responded (WHILE STILL GROPING HIM) “Oh, I got a cue in like 3 minutes.” Why didn’t he let me...

“Hi, Kitty!”

– Pippa via librarianpirate When I first read that I imagined Pippa in pearls and a floor-length satin robe - the kind with feathers on the edges (I guess floor-length is anything when you’re a baby)? Maybe with a tiara on her head from a beauty pageant she won in a past life, before she was...

‘CAUSE I’M NERDCORE LIKE THAT: Toward a Subversive... →

emilyswash: I apologize, I’m sorry. I’m going off-script here, committing blasphemies, getting my swish all over nerd culture. Obviously my nerd identity developed in a separate warehouse from my queer identity, the two are totally and completely distinct. (Nothing queer about pages upon pages of men dressing in skin-tight costumes and wrestling each other – CLEARLY that’s the butchest...

I THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE

yumyumhotness20:drzaius: MINNEEEEE I really don’t understand this kid’s appeal. I mean, he has so little personality, he can’t sing, and he’s just a bobble head for the teenyboppers to chase after. I mean, throw us a little red meat for God’s sake. Send us something of substance, mighty Gods of pop culture, not this flavorless pablum. No, that isn’t it....

“NOBODY LEAVES HERE UNLESS THEY SING ‘IT’S COOKIE TIME’.”

– Tom, on the desperately needed “Adventures in Babysitting” vs. “Troop Beverly Hills” musical that I will be soliciting venture capital for in the near future, at which point my parents will probably just say “Fuck It” and stop assuming I’ll ever find...

eating dictionaries: Have you ever walked up to... →

i have not just walked up to like some random stranger and said that, no, because that would be assumption of heterosexuality and closed-mindedness and i try to not assume such AWFUL things of people. (I AM CLEARLY KIDDING I’M ALL FOR THE STRAIGHTS I MEAN SOMEONE NEEDS TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE GARDENING MAGAZINES AND BUY THE BEIGE WALLPAPER AND IT OBVIOUSLY WON’T BE MY FACTION) i have asked it to...